Signs of the Times

Hubby and I went to one of our favorite malls, The Podium, to relax after watching a church concert. It's a higher class mall so it naturally smells better, looks better and feels better. With such standards, we expected even movie signs to be up to par. Oh well, were we mistaken!

Here is a shot of the sign in front of their cinema. Please tell me you notice what's wrong with it!

It should actually read, "Share a popcorn with your loved one."

I'm sure you can come up with some signs of your own. Here's another common one in restaurant menus: "ice tea". Duh, don't they mean iced tea?

In store windows: "Store Close". It should read "Store Closed".

If you're really into signs (and what they really mean), check out the book "The World's Stupidest Signs" by Michael O'Mara Books Ltd. in bookstores or at http://www.mombooks.com/html/humour.php.

Remember, "If you are satisfactory
please tell your friends
If you are not satisfactory
please tell the waiter"
(Sign in a Chinese restaurant)